(Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic

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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic

by Wuzzy » Sun Aug 28, 2016 20:59

If you combine two old but equal tools, a new repaired tool magically appears! Yay!
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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic

by wilkgr76 » Tue Aug 30, 2016 00:08

MineYoshi wrote:There isn't truly flavored food :D

You're not in the game, how would you know? lol
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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic

by azekill_DIABLO » Tue Aug 30, 2016 10:13

you can swing a sword for two hours without getting tired.
you can hurt people at 3 meters
you can survive to falling into lava with bread
you can craft tools by putting ingots on sticks
yo can sneak-jump and climb a towr faster than spiderman.
you can fall from two kilometers in a boat without dying at the end.
you can sneak to avoid dying from fall you can't see your own arm/body/leg
you can hold things with a cubic hand
you can see that the sun always rises and goes down the same way
you can being hit in the head by a pickaxe without dying
you are man of steel (aka sam)
 

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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic

by MineYoshi » Wed Aug 31, 2016 21:43

You can have all the apples you want after all you can cary more than 500 in a hand :D
 

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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic

by Infernus » Fri Sep 02, 2016 15:50

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Players walking animation and update time is wierd.


Hm, would it be better someone could make a mod based on most the conditions here?
 

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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic

by MineYoshi » Fri Sep 02, 2016 20:28

Infernus wrote:
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Players walking animation and update time is wierd.


Hm, would it be better someone could make a mod based on most the conditions here?

A subgame... "Realistic Test"!
 

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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic

by Infernus » Sat Sep 03, 2016 09:51

  • Your right hand never gets tired.
  • There's no weather. (snow, rain, heat)
  • Climbing stairs is like fly hacking.
 

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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic

by Infernus » Sun Sep 04, 2016 13:21

There's no collapse in mines while digging
Locked chests can be opened without a key
 

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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic

by Wuzzy » Sun Nov 06, 2016 13:42

Diamond blocks, the hardest possible blocks, can be broken by steel pickaxes or TNT.
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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic

by programmingchicken » Sun Nov 06, 2016 15:28

You don't have to start a fire, if you put fuel and a cookable item in a furnace it starts burning
Your furnace automatically moves items over the fire
You can't cook all items
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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic

by orwell » Tue Nov 22, 2016 19:58

+ Spoiler

I need to get started with that Doctor Who mod! It's going to be cool.
Lua is great!
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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic

by cx384 » Wed Nov 23, 2016 14:57

You cant eat everything that is small enough for your mouth!

I think an other world (universe, dimension, ...) can have other laws of nature, so everything can be realistic somewhere.
Can your read this?
 

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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic

by PolySaken » Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:04

the universe is controlled by the moon and aliens left yellow stuff everywhere
matter can be created and destroyed
sticks cease to exist when used to make signs
teleportation without mass compensation is possible
we're all identical to one another
the third law of thermodynamics had its ass whupped
you die, but your stuff is held in a parallel universe for a while so no-one can take it
you can yell commands into the multiverse for free stuff
breaking grass has a chance to instantly evolve it into wheat
sleeping bridges between separate time streams
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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic

by MrUnderhill89 » Sat Mar 10, 2018 18:02

  • Mining is an eco-friendly business. Dangerous chemicals? Huge, complicated, fossil-fuel-driven equipment? Bah, who needs 'em? Just stick a few planks on two sticks and start digging. The worst waste product you can get is tons of spare cobblestone, but you can toss it all in a furnace to get fresh stone that you can use to build that mountain you just leveled back up, good as new!
  • Speaking of waste, there's no need for landfills, trash incinerators, sewers, or recycling: just drop whatever you want gone on your magic trash button, and watch it disappear in a puff of ones and zeroes!
  • Farming is easy! Just take some dirt and lay it over the ocean. Perfect flat farmland, and no need to irrigate! Saltwater intrusion? What's that?
  • Trees can grow to full height in just one meter of dirt, regardless of what that 1m of dirt is on top of. Hard stone, solid metal, water, another tree, a ladder, a torch, thin air: doesn't matter, that tree's gonna grow just fine.

Really, you could pretty much make a whole Troll Science series out of Minetest peculiarities.
 

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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic

by PolySaken » Mon Mar 12, 2018 07:03

you can excavate a cubic meter of dirt in seconds with your bare, single right hand,
and not get hurt.
 

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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic

by Buddler » Thu Mar 15, 2018 12:29

  • You can shovel one cubic metre of gravel within two seconds. Repeatedly.
  • You can make the sun rise whenever you want it to.
  • MESE.
  • Mithril.
  • Sloped lakes.
  • You can legally grow weed in broad daylight. And then you use it all only to make ropes.
  • You fell a tree, and the moss that used to be on the trunk stays afloat.
  • You can stuff a whole felled sequoia plus its entire foliage into one hiking backpack. Only then it'll be full.
  • Giant redwood trees grow within minutes. That is, they actually grow instantly.
  • Oak-sized mushrooms on purple grass.
  • You can power technical appliances by connecting them to a flower.
  • Or you can build and operate your own nuclear power plant, and nobody minds.
  • And no, it isn't a problem for you to lift 1×1×1-metre blocks of solid lead.
  • If your kitty dies, it coughs up — no, not a hairball, but a piece of string.
  • Other animals insta-butcher themselves when dying.
  • And you can BBQ their remains within mere seconds. In the same device that you use for smelting iron, lead and uranium.
 

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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic

by Chem871 » Thu Mar 15, 2018 20:32

You can poke someone in the feet with a stick and they will die
Armor looks brand new up until it breaks into dust
Same for all tools
You can bend glass pipes into whatever shape you want
You can fall off a cliff and hear your legs snap and then sprint off like it never happened
Gold armor. Just why.
Smacking someone with cactus armor on with your hand doesn't hurt you
Steel doesn't rust, ever
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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic

by sofar » Thu Mar 15, 2018 23:56

* Everyone is actually just naked and has something that looks like clothes spray painted on their body.
* Nobody actually opens their mouths to breathe, but you go underwater and all of a sudden you drown.
* Sunlight doesn't come from the sun.
* Your arms and legs aren't actually attached, and neither is your head.
* You can't even move your head.
* You can swing a tool weirdly and never actually physically hit a block, but it will be dug anyway.
* Walking forwards and backwards is done using the same leg movement, but backwards movement isn't the reverse leg movement as forwards.
* You can look straight down and never see your own genitals (well, for some people this is accurate).
 

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