(Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic
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(Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic
Hi, this is just a fun thread and not meant serious or to bash anything. Just for fun. ;-)
Minetest Game will never be realistic. Here are some simple reasons:
- Put a coal lump on a stick. Congrats! You just crafted a torch which burns.
- All it takes to stop water from flowing into your house are some torches
- Chests are made of wood but never burn
- Putting locks on things (locked chest, steel door, etc.) makes them harder than diamond when you don't own them. Even explosions can't harm them!
- Put your hand into fire to put it out
- Punch dirt to dig
- Punch gravel to dig
- Punch trees to get wood—WHAT KIND OF DARK MAGIC IS THIS?!
- 20 fist punches kill a human
- You can carry up to 3168 blocks of cobblestone. Your backpack must be HUGE!
- You can create new water by placing water in a clever way
- Everything is cuboid or flat
- You can swim forever and over huge oceans. Swimming is easy as pie.
- You may be at the brink at death, but just eat 10 apples and you are in perfect shape again
- Every human in the world is male and looks like a woodcutter
- Humans randomly appear and disappear. They call it “joining” and “disconnecting”
Please post your own reasons. :D
Minetest Game will never be realistic. Here are some simple reasons:
- Put a coal lump on a stick. Congrats! You just crafted a torch which burns.
- All it takes to stop water from flowing into your house are some torches
- Chests are made of wood but never burn
- Putting locks on things (locked chest, steel door, etc.) makes them harder than diamond when you don't own them. Even explosions can't harm them!
- Put your hand into fire to put it out
- Punch dirt to dig
- Punch gravel to dig
- Punch trees to get wood—WHAT KIND OF DARK MAGIC IS THIS?!
- 20 fist punches kill a human
- You can carry up to 3168 blocks of cobblestone. Your backpack must be HUGE!
- You can create new water by placing water in a clever way
- Everything is cuboid or flat
- You can swim forever and over huge oceans. Swimming is easy as pie.
- You may be at the brink at death, but just eat 10 apples and you are in perfect shape again
- Every human in the world is male and looks like a woodcutter
- Humans randomly appear and disappear. They call it “joining” and “disconnecting”
Please post your own reasons. :D
Last edited by Wuzzy on Fri Aug 12, 2016 18:44, edited 1 time in total.
Re: Why Minetest Game will never be realistic
With backpacks and gold blocks you can carry a few 100000 tons of material
You can swim up a waterfall
But that is called gameplay
You can swim up a waterfall
But that is called gameplay
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Re: Why Minetest Game will never be realistic
+1 Towards the "Punch Tree"
But I plan try create as much of a Realistic minetest yet. So lets hope it possible do some these things going discussion here.
But I plan try create as much of a Realistic minetest yet. So lets hope it possible do some these things going discussion here.
- You, can be reborn infinity times.
- You, can survive on top a high attitude without a oxygen mask.
- You, can be near lava without getting hot. (or cold in snow areas).
- You can go through blocks—WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!
- You, can carry a bucket of lava without protection.
- Time is short.*
- There is no aging!
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Re: Why Minetest Game will never be realistic
when you break glass it repairs itself.
you can safely break glass with your hands.
put a few diamonds on 2 sticks and you can make the strongest tool.
fell a tree and it floats midair.
and: punch a bunch of leaves to create a new grown tree sapling.
you can safely break glass with your hands.
put a few diamonds on 2 sticks and you can make the strongest tool.
fell a tree and it floats midair.
and: punch a bunch of leaves to create a new grown tree sapling.
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Re: Why Minetest Game will never be realistic
○You never die, you justly respawn!
○You can do a big block of diamond with justly putting very tiny 9 pieces together
○You can do tools without cutting or melting the thing to the shape of the tool, you justly put that iron, mese, etc... and sticks and you do a very perfect tool!
○You can do a big block of diamond with justly putting very tiny 9 pieces together
○You can do tools without cutting or melting the thing to the shape of the tool, you justly put that iron, mese, etc... and sticks and you do a very perfect tool!
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Re: Why Minetest Game will never be realistic
This will seem a little critical.
- You can put a torch access on the seabed. (And use it to breathe).
- You can fall from any height and survive long as it is in the correct position (sneak)
- Your world is finite (36000³)
- You can rummage their ancestors bones in search of items.
- You can not run.
- Wheat, cotton and papyrus does not grow if you are not watching.
- Apples appear in a tree without a name.
- Two bodies can occupy the same space simultaneously.
Re: Why Minetest Game will never be realistic
you can only use your right arm :/
a single piece of coal or wood has enough fire power to smelt a rock.
a single piece of coal or wood has enough fire power to smelt a rock.
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Fall from the roof of a 10 story building? No problems! Just eat some apples afterwards and you'll be in top condition.
Guess apples DO keep the doctor away :^)
Guess apples DO keep the doctor away :^)
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Re: Why Minetest Game will never be realistic
Yeah, and world is a cube. But who cares? Really? It's a game.
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Re: Why Minetest Game will never be realistic
MTG really lacks of realistic behaviour in many ways, here also some core-specific issues:
- The default terrain is unrealistic - no 1500m mountains or deep sea trenchs
- You can fly - even without wings
- You can fly through solid material
- It is possible to teleport without a Heisenberg compensator
- No monsters - seriously? Ever looked under your bed? They exist.
- You can watch yourself punching a tree by hand
- You can see your face without a mirror
- Have you ever seen an infinite water source IRL? I haven't seen one yet
- You can hold a steel bucket filled with lava by hand - what a luck you don't feel pain!
- You don't feel pain
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Re: Why Minetest Game will never be realistic
lets make a mod which adds monsters under your bedKrock wrote:No monsters - seriously? Ever looked under your bed? They exist.
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hm, once i watched a crappy film where smoke came out of the bed underside and there was a big hole into a hell like world, then the monster came out, but it wasnt so evil, it broke the neck of his victim before pulling off the head
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○The nice part is that the monsters only punch you, they can't bite you, burn you alive, or poison you!DS-minetest wrote:lets make a mod which adds monsters under your bedKrock wrote:No monsters - seriously? Ever looked under your bed? They exist.Spoiler
hm, once i watched a crappy film where smoke came out of the bed underside and there was a big hole into a hell like world, then the monster came out, but it wasnt so evil, it broke the neck of his victim before pulling off the head
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Your internal organs liver, kidneys, brain etc dose not exist
also you have no blood
also you have no blood
Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic
○There aren't microscopical virus!
○You can't get sick
○You can't get sick
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I was thinking of making a disease/genetic engineering mod similar to /tg/station13's virology, except not centered as heavily around RNG mechanics.MineYoshi wrote:○There aren't microscopical virus!
○You can't get sick
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× You don't need pay for montage.
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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic
Sam can carry 7100 tonnes of stone and still sprint.
Sam can have 4 backpacks on - simultaneously.
Players can change their looks completely within seconds - even making their hair longer etc.
Sam can have 4 backpacks on - simultaneously.
Players can change their looks completely within seconds - even making their hair longer etc.
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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic
○You don't pay bill...
○You can get money by mining bitcoins
○You can broke everything with a pick
○Don't matter if all the tools have the same shape, if you do one of better material, everything will be faster..
○You can get money by mining bitcoins
○You can broke everything with a pick
○Don't matter if all the tools have the same shape, if you do one of better material, everything will be faster..
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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic
You can store 2376 chests in a chest. They're all equal in size.
Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic
-You can't draw!
-You can't have children (and with that i mean... Have to raise them!)
-You can make an animal appear from nowhere with a command!
-You can't have children (and with that i mean... Have to raise them!)
-You can make an animal appear from nowhere with a command!
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Wait...You, can be reborn infinity times.
But....Time is short.*
There is no aging!
You mean like...You never die, you justly respawn!
Weeping Angels...Wheat, cotton and papyrus does not grow if you are not watching.
TARDIS...It is possible to teleport without a Heisenberg compensator
Bigger on the inside...You can store 2376 chests in a chest. They're all equal in size.
Pockets too....Sam can carry 7100 tonnes of stone and still sprint.
Sam can have 4 backpacks on - simultaneously.
Players can change their looks completely within seconds - even making their hair longer etc.
Wait, does that mean...is Sam....a....TimeLord?
Noooooooo! We need to tell The Doctor that he is not alone!!!!Guess apples DO keep the doctor away
Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic
○You can tell jokes and don't hear anybody laugh!
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Re: (Just for fun) Why Minetest Game will never be realistic
That's pretty realistic.MineYoshi wrote:○You can tell jokes and don't hear anybody laugh!
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